Trying to find the ductwork

The placement of my ductworks is just horrible. I want to find the Heating & A/C corporation that set up the ductwork & shake him. The ductwork travels through the ceiling of the house & releases from an air vent. The placement of the air vents are no good. One of the air vents is right above my stove. So anytime I fry something on a burner, the steam & odor gets sucked up into the ductwork. The whole house then reeks of what I am cooking. Next, the steam & grease frequently ruin the air vent. I swear I have to take off the vent & scrub that portion of ductwork every week. Another air vent is right above the shower. The steam from the shower then creates condensation in the vent when the cooling plan is on. I am regularly battling mold in that area of the Heating & A/C ducts. The last horrible placement is right above my bed. You would suppose having air blowing directly on you at night would be great. I do not like it. I frequently wake up because I am too tepid or too cold. It is almost adore the Heating & A/C is working too well since I am placed so perfectly. Additionally, the air quality is naturally dry. So having dry air blow on me for hours is no good. I frequently am battling chapped lips, bloody noses & dry skin. I do not like my central Heating & A/C so much that I certainly want it all gone. I might be happier with a ductless Heating & A/C option. It seems to be the only solution.