No more dates for me

After all this time on the dating scene, I think that I am going to have to start dating myself. Either that, or I am going to have to find someone who is my twin, or close to it. I don’t think that it is the people who I dates fault, I am just a very particular person. It all starts with the first date. If they choose to pick somewhere that isn’t very fancy to go eat and learn a little more about each other, I take it as an insult that they don’t want to impress me or they dont take me very serious. The second thing is their house and how they take care of it. If they have some crappy old heated gas furnace that is never patched up by a certified HVAC service repair man, I know deep down in my gut that they won’t be a good match for me. After a few weeks or months as a couple. All of this might be a bit of a stretch, but I think that it is the truth. If a potential partner can’t even take the time to get some decent radiant heated floors installed and be able to take care of them, I don’t want to be in a longtime relationship with them, no not at all! That’s the reason I can’t wait until science eventually lets us be able to clone ourselves. Until then, I think I will be forever single! Perhaps I should find myself a nice man who is an HVAC serviceman.

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